Effective August 2, 2021, all audience members, performers, employees, and volunteers must be fully vaccinated (at least two weeks past the final dose) and masked. Proof of vaccination* and photo ID are required for admission. Performers are not required to wear masks while on stage.
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Saturday, December 11, at 8pm
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Dark. Literate. Mildly classy. Plus lasers. And swearing. Squad Patrol is Comedy Spot’s live, main-stage sketch comedy show, similar to Saturday Night Live and Key and Peele. Enter a world of stories told through jokes: cat detectives; sexual tension on construction job sites; the horror of bats and banana slugs; Casio keyboards; bears and lady boys; time machines; Mr. Trollywhiskers; judicious use of nerd references; Chuck E. Cheese flashbacks; the pathos of good grammar; space hamsters. All theatrically expressed through flamboyant costumes, cardboard props, original songs and videos, sound effects and gratuitous spot-lighting, and of course, verbose language replete with the swears.
December 11: A Christmas Murder Mystery!
There’s been a murder at the North Pole! During a dinner party at Santa’s workshop a murder is committed and it’s up to the local sheriff and a renowned British investigator to solve the crime! Was it Rudolph? Was is Shmooopsy the Happiest Elf? Was it the Polar Bear? Everyone has something to hide in this elaborate comedy with a hilarious cast of characters. One thing this show can promise: There IS a murderer at the North Pole and there will be clues that allow YOU to untangle the mystery and solve the case! Squad Patrol Presents: A Christmas Murder Mystery is the holiday event of the season and a show you won’t want to miss! Can you follow the clues and solve the mystery? Only one way to find out!
Congrats to Squad Patrol, performing in SF Sketchfest 2022!
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